Some journeys are straightforward. This was not one of them.

Leaving Fareham, Hampshire full of matchday excitement, I quickly discovered the road to Stoke-on-Trent was going to test my patience as much as my football loyalty. Accidents, lane closures, diversions — you name it, I hit it. The drive felt like a tactical defensive masterclass from the M6 itself, determined to keep me from the bet365 Stadium.

By the time I finally arrived, though, the atmosphere made the slog worthwhile. Both sets of supporters — Stoke City and Derby County — were in full voice. My Apple Watch even decided to get involved, pinging me a noise warning mid-match. That’s how loud it was.

The game itself had all the drama you could ask for. Derby struck first through Morris, quietening the home fans for all of… about 10 minutes. Stoke responded in style — a stunning equalizer from Baker, followed by a towering header from Mubama, and a cracking strike from Thomas, meaning The Potters ran out worthy 3-1 winners.

And just like that, the long journey there was forgotten. The drive home? Smooth as you like — 3.5 hours door-to-door. Football, good company, and three points for Stoke… the perfect end to what started as a nightmare trip.